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The Best Way To Keep An End To This Rubbish IsBefore reading i requestif i am not right in any aspects please please excuse me and forgive meand one more i am not good in english so please......thanks for agreeingThe Best way is to become united.to avoid this fake accounts and their abuses, the moderator should not give nickels for the topics they have been raisedi mean that some one(fake id guy)started a topic in any chapter forum first the question should be appropriate and should be accepted by the moderator,then only the posts will be visible.and one more thing the forum experts should take serious action againstand my queries are1)can moderator ban anyone???2)c
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U might have read these jokes before...but 4 those who have not read... Understanding Engineers - Take oneTwo engineering students were walking across a university campus where one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike,threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Takewhat you want."The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway." Understanding Engineers - Take TwoTo the optimist, the glass is
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A young man was getting ready to graduate college. For many months he had admired a beautiful sports car in a dealer's showroom, and knowing his father could well afford it, he told him that was all he wanted. As Graduation Day approached, the young man awaited signs that his father had purchased the car. Finally, on the morning of his graduation his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautiful wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible.
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submitted by srk (231 m) on 20 Jan 2008 09:55:55 IST
50 Ways to confuse, worry, or just plain scare people in the computer lab Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the darned thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a di
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submitted by Rohit (425 m) on 28 Nov 2008 14:16:01 IST
Hey hii all of u....im back with some more computer tricks n stuff...hope u like them.... 1.How to create a folder without any name ? Ans. create a new folder . press alt and press 255 (alt+255) . The number must be typd from numpad .... its done 2. whenever we give a link to another website , it appears in blue and when we click on it , we reach that link like www.goiit.com how to write names of links normally ( without the purple colur ) www{b}.{/b}goiit{b}.{/b}comreplace the curly brackets above by square brackets and see the magic... it will be like this.... www.goiit.com&nb
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submitted by shobhita (216 m) on 29 Jun 2008 19:49:21 IST
check this out........dont care abt the numbers.right 2) Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha dungi.Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.Girl: i know but formality to karni hi padegi..3) DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.4) Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai...."simple cbaat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".5) Catch her by her waist...Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neckPut ur lips on her lips& have a ......nice drink...PEPSILuv u oye Bubbly!!6) 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Da
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A teacher asked one of her pupils, "Can you name our nation's capital?" The reply was, "Washington DC" When asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupil added, "Dot com!" A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the workers on the night shift, and so every morning when the night shift workers passed throughhis gate it was his job to check their bags and pockets to make sure that nothing was being stolen.Things were going along very well the first night on the job until a man pushing a wheelbarrow of newspapers came through his gate. Aha, he thought, that man thinks he can cover upwhat he is stealing with that newspaper. So h
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submitted by Creep (102 m) on 13 Jun 2009 23:49:44 IST
Most of us up grow up in a society that rarely allows us to show our true feelings. When we are angry or hurt we are supposed to hide it or to show it very little. I used to grow up in a particularly rigid parental environment and I didn–t dare expressing what I actually felt inside. This made a sick person of me.I was also tought to care so much about people–s opinion. What people could think about me was supposed to be the most important, so if they thought I was a loser, it was supposed to be right and I just had to accept it. I spent years doubting my own qualities, torturing myself and my relationships with people have always been complicated at thi
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1-A major research institution has announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet know to science - "governmentium." It has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant deputy neutrons for an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons that are further surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like sub particles called peons.Governmentium has no electrons and is therefore inert. It can be detected however since it impedes every reaction it comes into contact with. A tiny amount of governmentium can take a reaction that normally occurs in seconds and slow it to the point where it take days.G
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A collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu(made during his commentary of the cricket matches):1. That ball went so high it could have got an airhostess down with it.2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,but it's that of an incoming train which will run themover.3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indiantaximeter.7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which waythey will turn!8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of petrol but cannot go beyond 30! 9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let metell you, my friend, that
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Here is a news appeared in a Malayalam news paper 'Kerala kaumudi' dated 7.06.08. I am translating it for everyone’s information. LABOURER BOY GETS IIT ADMISSION VIJAYAWADA : Narasimha Rao, who used to work from morning to evening in order to find money for his studies, is preparing to join IIT Madras. This eighteen year old boy secured an AIR of 453 in JEE - 2008. He doesn’t have means to eat three times a day or electricity connection in his poor house at Garikapadu, a village in Khammam District of Andhra Pradesh. He used to get Rs 80 per day for working in Jawahar Rozgar Yojana Pro
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*A letter of Husband to Wife:* Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses... You are my sweetheart. Your husband *His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:* Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details. 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses. 3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items..... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses Please don't
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submitted by Srujana (3900 m) on 3 Sep 2007 21:23:31 IST
Who You Are Makes a Difference A teacher in New York decided to honor each of her seniors in high school by telling them the difference they each made. She called each student to the front of the class, one at a time. First, she told each of them how they had made a difference to her and the class. Then, she presented each of them with a blue ribbon imprinted with gold letters, which read, "Who I Am Makes a Difference." Afterwards, the teacher decided to do a class project to see what kind of impact recognition would have on a community. She gave each of the students three more ribbons and instructed them to go out and spread this acknowledgment ceremony. The
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The temperature of Heaven and Hell? The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed from available data. Our authority is the Bible: Isiah 30:26 reads, "Moreover the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sin shall be sevenfold, as the light of seven days." Thus Heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as we do from the sun and in addition seven times seven (49) times as much as the earth does from the sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the moon is a ten-thousandth fo the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of Heaven. The radiation
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The Difference between FOCUSSING on PROBLEMS Vis-à-Vis FOCUSSING on SOLUTIONSCase # 1When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens would not work at zero gravity (ink will not flow down to the writing surface).Solution # 1To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.Solution # 2And what did the Russians do...?? They used a pencil.Case # 2One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty so
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ek bar ek dehati mahila ek city me apne bete aur poti se milne aati hai...........vo mahila us village se hoti hai jaha na to koi tv ke bnare me janta hai aur na cinema.............ye tofir bhi dik hai.........unhone to fan tak nahi dekha hota........totally vo ek backward village hota hai...........jab vo city m aati hai to use sabkuch bahut ajib lagata hai.......shaam ko dinner ke vakt mahila ke pote mahla ko cinema dikhane ka promice karte hai........mahila ko kuch samaj me nahi aata ......lekin phir bhi vo unke sath chalne ko raji ho jati hai..................agle din puri family cinema jate hai..........aur film hoti hai sholey..........
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It's a little island in the Caribbean, half French and half Dutch, little pricey, but it's supposed to be amazing, plus the airport runway starts at one of the beaches and gives amazing close ups of incoming aircraft but considered as the most dangerous airport in the world, see for yourself.
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Trick 1 : Multiply any two numbers from 11 to 20 in your head. Take 15 x 13 for example..Place the larger no. first in your mind and then do something like this Take the larger no on the top and the second digit of the smaller no. in the bottom.153The rest is quite simple. Add 15+3 = 18 . Then multiply 18 x 10 = 180 ...Now multiply the second digit of both the no.s (ie; 5 x 3 = 15) Now add 180 + 15Here is the answer 180 + 15 = 195 .Think over it. This is a simple trick. It will help you a lot.Trick 2 : Multiply any two digit number with 11. This trick is much simpler than the previous one and it is more useful too. Let the number be 27 . Therefore 27 x 11Divide the
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Don't be a weight loss idiot. Do you follow the newest fad diets or buy the next great infomercial pill, potion or product?Weight loss doesn't have to be so hard, but if you make the following mistakes then it will be.What should I know to avoid mistakes?Well, you need to learn what silly things others are doing so that you can understand what really works and what doesn't, but most of all you can learn from their slip-ups. Some of the ridiculous things weight loss idiots commonly believe are: Carbohydrates are bad and will make you fatCarbohydrates aren't all bad, it's just that some of the High G.I ones are bad, but you shouldn't judge the
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